Northstar Kelly’s Boozer’s Weekly Gazette
This week’s “City Trivia” from our doorman, Sam Francisco, who recently returned from a trip to New Orleans, where he learned about a quirk in Louisiana law after a spat with his wife.
Q. What is the criminal charge for biting someone in New Orleans
Answer below
Life is Good!!… for some
Give a little to help the people of Haiti!!
Stop by The Northstar, this Sunday, Jan 31st, for our
Pro Bowl Haiti Relief BBQ, 4-8pm!
We have already raised $2000 from a $20 square pool (a few squares left) and our Sunday Bartender, Sub Mulligan will be donating his tips for the day.
Throw in $10 at the door, watch this meaningless football game and chow down on gourmet BBQ with a Cajun touch. Wash it all down with $3.00 beers & cocktails and help us reach our goal of $3000 for the cause! We are almost there, so please join us.
Your $10 donation enters you in the raffle for great prizes like Gift Certificates for neighborhood restaurants and, of course, more booze!
Northstar Kelly’s Sports Page
Sports Quote of the Week
“If I found a million dollars, I’d look around for the guy who lost it. If he was poor, I’d return it.”
The very logical Yogi Berra
Colts vs. Saints Super Bowl XLIV
“Who Dat?!?! New Orleans Saints in the Super Bowl??
For the last 40 years, the Saints have been as irrelevant as a referee in Mexican Wrestling… now this!!
Get your spot in our Super Bowl BBQ Extravaganza! Pick Kelly’s or the Northstar!
$60 for dudes, $40 for dudesses.
All inclusive, Gourmet BBQ, Open Bar from 2:30 p.m. till end of game (approx. 5 hours) featuring the soon-to-be-famous new drink sensation,”Who Dat?”, Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka, Sweet & Sour, Ginger Ale
Phone now to reserve a spot. This will sell out!! Kellys, 415-771-3300, Northstar 415-397-0577 or groups, Mark at 415-205-9703.
Check out this cool Svedka Vodka Promo!!
At the Northstar, Friday 10-12! Drink All the Svedka Flavors, Vanilla, Orange, Raspberry, Lemon & Avocado!! (the last one is a lie) $4.00 for cocktails, $3.00 shots!! Then goof with the booth!! They supply a photo booth so you can remember who you were making out with. See you there!!
Special Bonus!!
They’re going to leave the photo booth for our doorman, Antonio Garcia, to play with on Saturday for his Team in Training Fundraiser from 5-7. Stop by to start your night with cheap shots, both photographic & alcoholic!
We’re just two weeks away from the Winter Olympics!!
The Northstar has been ordained “Official Curling Bar.”
Stay tuned ior more updates
Answer to this week’s “City Trivia”
A. What is the charge for biting someone in New Orleans? Depends. If you bite someone with your own teeth, it’s a simple assault, if you have false teeth, it’s aggravated assault. Sounds discriminatory to me.
Thanks for reading
